A Conversation

What does it mean when your mom calls you up all sweet and nice and asks you-

“do you have a nice snap? Can you mail it to me?”(Exactly!!)

Well no mom I don’t. You have a box full of photos; use them.
Well I am talking about your most recent snap.
Well I do have those trip snaps…
No! I meant you alone as in the snap.
Mom what you playing at? (Like I don’t know.) *Eye roll*
Ummm well you see (all happy) your aunts and I met up with a friend of mine. We had a get together.
That’s nice. So how is everybody…?
Ya ya they are fine. The thing is there is this boy; well your aunts and I agreed he is really nice…
For who? Your friend? Lol
Stop being funny! You know what I am saying. You are talking like your sister.
Mom sisters are alike.
I know she has spoilt you and so have we...
Maa…
Fine fine… well I think you should take a look at him.
Ok will talk to dada about it first, did you tell dada about this? Hmmm?
Of course I did.
Lets see what dada has to say about this.
For everything it is dada for you.
Yep mommy. Well you are also equally precious ma.
(Disgruntled) Well your dad is telling you to keep your mind open and if you want to say no its ok no reasons asked. Happy?

Happy? No. Satisfied? Maybe.Will a passport snap do ma?
No! This is not an interview.
Well it kinda is mom.
This girl!Just send a nice snap? Sari?
No mom!
Ok ok. You will send the snap?
Hmmm
That’s not an answer.
Ya. Ok fine will send you something.
Not something, a snap!
MAAA!
Ok fine take care love you bye.
Bye mom, love you too. *sigh*

Sheeeesssshhhhhhhh!