Phone Conversations and such…

If I am not in a mood to talk to some people I try to avoid the convo by hook or by crook. I feel no shame or guilt except for what I put my dog through.

X: hey hows ya?

Me: I am good, how are you? (Bark bark)

X: ur dog?

Me: Yep

X: so like I was saying…blah blah.

Me: will u put a lid on it?

X: what?

Me: Uhh what?
X: u told me to shut up.

Me: I did? Gee no that was to my doggie.
X: oh (bark bark) think I will call you up later.

Me: ya sure.

Thanks snowy you saved me there and sorry for bugging you with that newspaper. (Wicked grin)

I do that sometimes- when I don’t want to talk to someone and really want to avoid the person, I use my knight in shining armour to block the conversation. But some times he does not bark when I want him to. He just looks at me in this weird way when I try to bug him and he just flounces outta the room. (If a dog could flounce that is.)

Or the second ruse always works

X: hey you

Me: hey would love to chat but gotta take snowy for a walk. See ya.

(Snowy all jumpy cos he heard the word walk.) I put the phone down and we go out only till the garden. He looks at me and throws out all his doggy dirty words at me. One word I can surely understand “cheater”.

X: done with your dog?

Me: yeah! (think think think)
Me: oh my god! My dog just ran away with my shoe…snow snow you give that right back. Ok gtg byeee.

Sigh! Snowy gives me this weird look. I look back ya well you do it most of the times.

Anyone within hearing distance looks in. …uhh was just avoiding a phone call. No biggie. Its all okay.

Ya I am like that sometimes.